Milk Spill Manager Prints

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He's such a fussy eater."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

A Tit for Tat.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It wasn't premeditated.

'...and this is the Mess.'

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"Well, the drought is over."

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

'The cat did it.'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"