Milk Mishaps Gifts

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

A Tit for Tat.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"I think the milk's off!"

'You made me jump,'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"How almond milk is made"

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'

"Oh, very funny. If you don't like my cooking just say so!"

An Irish Model.

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

Milk production

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

Higher milk production

'I love eating out.'

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"