Laundry Mishaps Gifts

"We either admit we spilled bleach in the laundry, or convince mom tie-dye is REALLY back in style!"

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'Static cling like you wouldn't believe.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

The Missing Sock Returns

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Dreams I have had...

'Caw blimey!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Search for Missing Socks

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Washing Machine Torture

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

The Complete Cycle.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Missing sock