Laundry Mishaps Gifts

"We either admit we spilled bleach in the laundry, or convince mom tie-dye is REALLY back in style!"

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'Static cling like you wouldn't believe.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Dreams I have had...

'Caw blimey!'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

Search for Missing Socks

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

The Complete Cycle.

Missing sock

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Washing Machine Torture

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"Great Perfume!"