Milk Mishaps Pillows

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He's such a fussy eater."

A Tit for Tat.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'You made me jump,'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"I think the milk's off!"

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"How almond milk is made"

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

"Oh, very funny. If you don't like my cooking just say so!"

An Irish Model.

'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'

Higher milk production

'I love eating out.'

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

Milk production

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"