Migration Musers Gifts

'On a global scale, women tend to migrate rather from east to west...or like birds do, from north to south...'

Schengen

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

The Evolution Of Man.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

George Santayana

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Insomnia.

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

A Migrating Chicken

Angela Merkel and the Refugee Crisis

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

Who wants to say grace? Grace! Ames! Would you please show the kids how it's done? Ok. Thank you. That's it? I could have said that! Amen.

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

'He may be gone, but his spirit is still with us.'

"I hope my next husband looks better in a tux than you do."

'I wish my marriage was 'catch and release'!'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

'… and another thing ... when we go south, it's pronounced 'bird', not 'boid'.'

"There go the accountants. Yessiree, down South for the winter. Of course, they'll be back in time for tax season..."

Without warning, Gertie dropped her fork and began to fly south.

Our friends aren't the only thing headed south, Fred.

"Don't quote me on that."

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."