Migration Musers Gifts

'On a global scale, women tend to migrate rather from east to west...or like birds do, from north to south...'

Schengen

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

The Evolution Of Man.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

A Migrating Chicken

Insomnia.

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

Angela Merkel and the Refugee Crisis

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

Without warning, Gertie dropped her fork and began to fly south.

"There go the accountants. Yessiree, down South for the winter. Of course, they'll be back in time for tax season..."

"Don't quote me on that."

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

'… and another thing ... when we go south, it's pronounced 'bird', not 'boid'.'

'I wish my marriage was 'catch and release'!'

"You could call it cilia. I prefer to think of it as designer stubble."