'Hello Angus...I didn't recognise you.'
Midge Survivor Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who’s faced every small obstacle with big courage? Our midge survivor-themed products blend humor and resilience, making them perfect for anyone who refuses to be beaten by life's tiny but persistent challenges. These creative items are a fun way to honor their strength and perseverance, offering a touch of wit alongside heartfelt appreciation. Whether for a friend, family member, or yourself, find a unique way to acknowledge their tenacity with something they'll cherish.
"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."
Desert Island BBQ
What price beauty?
"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"
Stop hogging the sheets
"The originator of the office birthday party."
"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."
Dadonomics
Why are you here?
Let's talk about the weather.
"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."
The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause
This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.
Computers - Best Before 31/12/99
Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.
'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'
Chat host's irritation at 'Hello, how are you?' greeting.
Hi-Tech Supplies, Year 2000 compatible systems in stock now
"Life was beautiful. Then I read the comments."
'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'
Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.
"Passengers, as we begin our descent you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."
D*mn it.
'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'
It came from the group thread
"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"
What do you do...I don't know why I'm asking, I don't give a toss...
"I only kill the messenger if PowerPoint is involved."
'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'
Small talk vortex
Mosquito Season
"So, Dianne tells me you work in the realm of the explainable."
The Grim Reaper
Common golf Problems: 'Worst slice I have ever seen!'
Midge Survivor Gifts Collection
Midge Survivor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for midge survivors—great for those who face life's tiny battles with strength and humor.
Midge Survivor Pillows
Check out our pillows for midge survivors—bring comfort and humor into their space as they conquer tiny obstacles.
Midge Survivor Prints
View our prints featuring midge survivor themes—perfect for inspiring persistence and resilience in any room.
Midge Survivor T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts celebrating midge survivors—ideal for anyone who turns small challenges into big victories.