Group Chat Survivor Gifts

It came from the group thread

What price beauty?

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Woman on the phone.

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"I'd like to take a few minutes to make a series of promises I have no intention of keeping."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"The originator of the office birthday party."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Why are you here?

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Let's talk about the weather.

Dadonomics

"Working" from home

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

Workaholics anonymous

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

Chat host's irritation at 'Hello, how are you?' greeting.

'I'm celebrating, I came from my teenagers birthday party and survived,'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

'If you didn't have a hangover you'd have one now...!!'

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

Education Payroll: 'We're trying to resolve your salary problem or, at the very east, put you on hold for th rest of the day.'