Group Chat Survivor Prints

It came from the group thread

What price beauty?

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

Woman on the phone.

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

"I'd like to take a few minutes to make a series of promises I have no intention of keeping."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"The originator of the office birthday party."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Let's talk about the weather.

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Dadonomics

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Why are you here?

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Working" from home

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

Workaholics anonymous

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"I've got about 20 pages of questionable internet comments here."

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

'I'm celebrating, I came from my teenagers birthday party and survived,'

Chat host's irritation at 'Hello, how are you?' greeting.

'If you didn't have a hangover you'd have one now...!!'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."