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"He forgot to record the game, so he had to watch it live. The 1,284 commercials was too much for him to handle."

"My email is down... talk to me."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

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'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

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'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

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"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

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"Those political ads are about to make me sick!"

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"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

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"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

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'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

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"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"Kids, could you do Mommy a huge favor and go really far away from me? Thanks."

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

"Life was beautiful. Then I read the comments."

"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."