Ad Fatigue Survivor Gifts

"Those political ads are about to make me sick!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

Welcome Back Everybody!

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

Man hiding behind chair from aggressive tourism advertising

The tube's a nightmare today

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."

Windmill Advertisements

Coffee. I'm exhausted. I started sleeping on my coin collection to keep it safe, and now I understand the saying "change is hard"!

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

"You know very well what subscription forms."

Tire Store. Blowout Sale!