Sat Weary Survivor Gifts

"My parents never talk to me about S-E-X – all the talk about is S-A-Ts."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"Your 2 am is here."

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

'Sleeping like a baby'

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"Those political ads are about to make me sick!"

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"Damn it, Henderson, New York is still three hours ahead of us. Get on that!"

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

You know it's a really bad winter when. . .

'Stay warm last night?'

"Boy, in the cold light of day it's really freaking cold!"

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

'Tough winter.'

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."