Sat Struggler Gifts

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Modern Studying

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

Eye Opener

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

'That's required reading' - University Tuition.

'Evidently, studying isn't one of the tasks you perform when you're multitasking.'

"Don't look left or right!"

'I hate Mondays!'

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

On Ilkley Moor Bartok.

Gee, dad, a D in French isn't so bad considering I'm flunking English!

"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded."

"She's a much better guesser than I am...but I am just guessing."

"Hello..? is that the 'burnt soup hotline..?'"

"My parents never talk to me about S-E-X – all the talk about is S-A-Ts."

"The winter blues are gone, but spring fever crept in and I still don't feel like going to school."

'He's all thumbs!'