Agree to disagree: you see him as a witness. I see him as a chaperone.
Sat Struggler Gifts
Searching for a gift that resonates with the dedicated SAT entrant who’s juggling math, reading, and stress? Our collection offers witty and thoughtful products that bring humor to exam time. Whether they need a motivational mug, a fun t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, our items are designed to lighten the mood and provide encouragement. Show them you understand their academic hustle with gifts that combine cleverness and kindness, perfect for students who are heart and soul in the SAT prep marathon.
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
"In economics, I got an IOU."
'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'
'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'
"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"
"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."
"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."
Sad businessman with sinking profits
"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"
'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'
'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'
"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."
Modern Studying
"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"
Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.
"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."
Eye Opener
'That's required reading' - University Tuition.
You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana
'Evidently, studying isn't one of the tasks you perform when you're multitasking.'
Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm
'I hate Mondays!'
"Don't look left or right!"
Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'
'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'
'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'
"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"
Gee, dad, a D in French isn't so bad considering I'm flunking English!
On Ilkley Moor Bartok.
"She's a much better guesser than I am...but I am just guessing."
"Sorry, Cruz, I flunked my history test...and now I'm grounded."
"My parents never talk to me about S-E-X – all the talk about is S-A-Ts."
"Hello..? is that the 'burnt soup hotline..?'"
"The winter blues are gone, but spring fever crept in and I still don't feel like going to school."
Sat Struggler Gifts Collection
Sat Struggler Mugs
Explore our collection of witty and encouraging mugs perfect for the SAT struggler—start their mornings with humor and motivation.
Sat Struggler Pillows
Send a cozy message of support with a pillow that combines comfort with a touch of humor for the exhausted test-taker.
Sat Struggler Prints
Brighten their study space with art prints that celebrate the creative side of tackling the SAT, adding personality and motivation.
Sat Struggler T-Shirts
Find the ideal humorous or inspiring T-shirt to lift the spirits of the SAT student with a fun, relatable design.