Ad Addict Gifts

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

As Seen Watching TV

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

Junk Mail

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Dream Advertisements.

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'