Ad Addict Gifts

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

As Seen Watching TV

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"What we are looking for is some exciting advertising about our product."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Junk Mail

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Dream Advertisements.

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

I advertised In What Cow Magazine.

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.