Advert Addict Gifts

Come in & see our selection of items 'as seen on TV but not sold in stores'.

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

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Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Infinity Tavern

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

They get into debt so fast these days...

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Gerald Ratner's return

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

The Doorway to Ideas

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Honesty in retail

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words