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Come in & see our selection of items 'as seen on TV but not sold in stores'.

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

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Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Roads with a view.

Gerald Ratner's return

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

They get into debt so fast these days...

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

Honesty in retail

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."