Ad Fatigue Survivor Pillows

"Those political ads are about to make me sick!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

Welcome Back Everybody!

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

Number of times your kids will wake in the night/Amount you have to do tomorrow

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

The tube's a nightmare today

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

Man hiding behind chair from aggressive tourism advertising

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."

Windmill Advertisements

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

"You know very well what subscription forms."

Tire Store. Blowout Sale!

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."