Ad Break Survivor Prints

"He forgot to record the game, so he had to watch it live. The 1,284 commercials was too much for him to handle."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"My email is down... talk to me."

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

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It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

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'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"Those political ads are about to make me sick!"

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

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'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

"Kids, could you do Mommy a huge favor and go really far away from me? Thanks."

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

"What's up? Never heard of e-snail before?"

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'