Ad Break Optimizer Prints

"I never zap through commercials. It's the only time I have to do my homework."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

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Dream Advertisements.

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'

"Stop trying to close all the popup windows, John... just come to bed!"

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'

Skip ad.

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'Stop! It's football season!!'

"There now follows 90 minutes of relentless corporate advertising, thinly disguised as a football match. . ."

"All these ads keep popping up for the stores in the shopping center. Maybe I should run a scan for mallware."

The future of ad placement in video games

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

"Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!! And on the 4th day of January, 1973, God kicked himself for creating the inventor of the pop-up ad."

"For a minimal fee, you can upgrade to, 'predict-plus' and go add-free!"

'Viewers may find portions of this program offensive...particularly the commercials.'

'Look! There's another annoying pop-up Ad.'

Happening Now

Attack of the 'Lose that Belly Fat' Popup Ad.

"...No, he can't really fly...No, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

"He forgot to record the game, so he had to watch it live. The 1,284 commercials was too much for him to handle."

'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'

"If they didn't show commercials, people wouldn't know what to buy."

"You no longer wish to view our special offers? Turn off your computer."