Middle-age Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a meaningful gift for the middle-age philosopher? Our collection combines clever humor with insight, ideal for inspiring new ideas and contemplative moments. Whether it's a mug for morning musings or a print for their study, these gifts celebrate the art of thinking deeply and humorously about life's big questions.

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"Remember when we used to feel sorry for people our age?"

"Remember when we used to feel sorry for people our age?" mockup

"Remember when we used to feel sorry for people our age?"

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"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond." mockup

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

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"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors." mockup

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

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The Googler

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Screen Time vs Book Time

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"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??" mockup

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

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Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

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Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

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'Can I download that as a PDF?'

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"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses." mockup

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

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"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

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'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments' mockup

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

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"I'm here for the hair."

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"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone." mockup

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

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Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

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'I'd go back if I were you.'

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"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain." mockup

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

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'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.' mockup

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

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"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?" mockup

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

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'I've used up all my eligibilities' mockup

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

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"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

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"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome." mockup

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

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Like.

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"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ." mockup

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

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'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.' mockup

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

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"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..." mockup

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

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Midlife: You Are Here.

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"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google." mockup

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

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"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?" mockup

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

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"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!" mockup

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

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"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it." mockup

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

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"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?" mockup

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

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Middle-age Philosopher Gifts Collection

Middle-age Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for middle-age philosophers. These witty and insightful designs are perfect for their daily coffee rituals.

Middle-age Philosopher Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows that blend humor and wisdom, ideal for the middle-age philosopher's relaxing space.

Middle-age Philosopher Prints

Discover inspiring prints that celebrate philosophical thought and humor, perfect for decorating the study or living area of any middle-aged thinker.

Middle-age Philosopher T-Shirts

Browse our collection of t-shirts featuring clever and philosophical designs, perfect for the middle-aged thinker who loves to wear their inspiration.