Philosopher Of Age Gifts

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

'I'm middle aged.' 'You'll grow out of it!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Ban on Free Speech

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Voltaire

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

What's normal?

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"It's such a lovely day!"