Middle Age Birthday Gifts

Looking for a memorable gift for a middle-aged birthday? Find humor, heartfelt messages, and thoughtful keepsakes designed to celebrate this major life milestone. Perfect for adding joy and laughter to their special day.

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'It's net weight when they're trying to catch you. After a few years it then becomes gross weight.'

'It's net weight when they're trying to catch you. After a few years it then becomes gross weight.' mockup

'It's net weight when they're trying to catch you. After a few years it then becomes gross weight.' mockup

'It's net weight when they're trying to catch you. After a few years it then becomes gross weight.' mockup

'It's net weight when they're trying to catch you. After a few years it then becomes gross weight.' mockup

'It's net weight when they're trying to catch you. After a few years it then becomes gross weight.'

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You know you're getting older when there are more candles on your cake than calories in it!

You know you're getting older when there are more candles on your cake than calories in it! mockup

You know you're getting older when there are more candles on your cake than calories in it! mockup

You know you're getting older when there are more candles on your cake than calories in it! mockup

You know you're getting older when there are more candles on your cake than calories in it! mockup

You know you're getting older when there are more candles on your cake than calories in it!

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Multi-Generational Books

Multi-Generational Books mockup

Multi-Generational Books mockup

Multi-Generational Books mockup

Multi-Generational Books mockup

Multi-Generational Books

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"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth." mockup

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth." mockup

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth." mockup

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth." mockup

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

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"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then." mockup

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then." mockup

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then." mockup

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then." mockup

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

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'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.' mockup

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.' mockup

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.' mockup

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.' mockup

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

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Breast Height Chart

Breast Height Chart mockup

Breast Height Chart mockup

Breast Height Chart mockup

Breast Height Chart mockup

Breast Height Chart

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'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.' mockup

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.' mockup

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.' mockup

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.' mockup

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

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The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out. mockup

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out. mockup

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out. mockup

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out. mockup

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

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"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years." mockup

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years." mockup

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years." mockup

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years." mockup

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

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"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

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"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner." mockup

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner." mockup

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner." mockup

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner." mockup

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

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'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!' mockup

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!' mockup

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!' mockup

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!' mockup

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

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'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.' mockup

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.' mockup

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.' mockup

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.' mockup

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

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"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!" mockup

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!" mockup

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!" mockup

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!" mockup

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

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You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do! mockup

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do! mockup

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do! mockup

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do! mockup

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

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The Aging of Underwear

The Aging of Underwear mockup

The Aging of Underwear mockup

The Aging of Underwear mockup

The Aging of Underwear mockup

The Aging of Underwear

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"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy." mockup

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy." mockup

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy." mockup

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy." mockup

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

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Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't! mockup

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't! mockup

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't! mockup

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't! mockup

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

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Male Pattern Baldness

Male Pattern Baldness mockup

Male Pattern Baldness mockup

Male Pattern Baldness mockup

Male Pattern Baldness mockup

Male Pattern Baldness

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"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?" mockup

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?" mockup

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?" mockup

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?" mockup

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

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Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell. mockup

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell. mockup

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell. mockup

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell. mockup

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

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'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.' mockup

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.' mockup

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.' mockup

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.' mockup

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

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"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days." mockup

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days." mockup

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days." mockup

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days." mockup

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

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Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?' mockup

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?' mockup

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?' mockup

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?' mockup

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

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Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour

Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour mockup

Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour mockup

Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour mockup

Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour mockup

Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour

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"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!" mockup

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!" mockup

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!" mockup

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!" mockup

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

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Getting old... mockup

Getting old... mockup

Getting old... mockup

Getting old... mockup

Getting old...

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"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for."

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for." mockup

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for." mockup

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for." mockup

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for." mockup

"Do you want anything? I'm going into the kitchen to forget what I went in there for."

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"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!" mockup

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!" mockup

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!" mockup

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!" mockup

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

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"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older." mockup

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older." mockup

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older." mockup

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older." mockup

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

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'It's my biological clock.'

'It's my biological clock.' mockup

'It's my biological clock.' mockup

'It's my biological clock.' mockup

'It's my biological clock.' mockup

'It's my biological clock.'

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"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go." mockup

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go." mockup

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go." mockup

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go." mockup

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

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"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department." mockup

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department." mockup

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department." mockup

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department." mockup

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

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How to injury yourself as an adult

How to injury yourself as an adult mockup

How to injury yourself as an adult mockup

How to injury yourself as an adult mockup

How to injury yourself as an adult mockup

How to injury yourself as an adult

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Middle Age Birthday Gifts Collection

Middle Age Birthday Mugs

Explore our range of middle-aged birthday mugs for a delightful start to their special day, filled with humor and warmth.

Middle Age Birthday Pillows

Find cozy pillows featuring fun and thoughtful designs to mark this memorable birthday milestone.

Middle Age Birthday Prints

Browse our eye-catching prints that beautifully commemorate a middle-aged birthday with humor and style.

Middle Age Birthday T-Shirts

Discover our playful and heartfelt t-shirts perfect for celebrating a middle-aged milestone with style and wit.