Mid-life Transformation Gifts

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

He kept up his guitar practise...

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Your contents have shifted."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"I'm here for the hair."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

'Where Are They Now?'

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"You used to be that ambitious."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'