Microwave Enthusiasts Gifts

M.D. You feel like you've been burning the candle at both ends? I feel like I've been sticking it in the microwave.

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Cossack dancers

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Plasma Ball

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

The Echoes at Killarney

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I'm Bored'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Bassoon practice.

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Romance"

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'