Microwave Enthusiast Gifts

'No, you can't fast forward the microwave like a DVD!'

"Why are you screaming at the microwave?"

'I'm homeless, but my microwave gives me hope!'

"They grow up so fast."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Create some buzz!

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV jester.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

WiFi Signals

TV-Man

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Newspaper suicide.

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