Microwave Enthusiasts Mugs

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Cossack dancers

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Plasma Ball

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

The Echoes at Killarney

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'I'm Bored'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Bassoon practice.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"Romance"

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'