Meter Maid Madness Gifts

'This is my finest hour!'

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Slow Night

'But you said to clean my room.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Lazy plumber.

'This is my natural habitat.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Untidy bedroom

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

Meter Maid

'Who messed up my workbench?!'

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."

An Irish Model.

"We're all metric now..."

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"I told you tip the housemaid!"

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

Santa vs traffic warden...

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'