Meter Maid Madness Gifts

'This is my finest hour!'

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Slow Night

'But you said to clean my room.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Lazy plumber.

'Happy now?'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Untidy bedroom

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."

"I told you tip the housemaid!"

Meter Maid

'How do you measure the success of your blog?'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Santa vs traffic warden...

'Who messed up my workbench?!'

"We're all metric now..."

An Irish Model.

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'