Metaphor Maven Gifts

Looking for a gift for the metaphor maven who loves wordplay and creative expressions? Discover unique, humor-filled products designed to delight anyone passionate about language and imaginative metaphors. From mug sayings to stylish prints, find an ideal gift that celebrates their love for clever comparisons and poetic imagery. Perfect for writers, teachers, or anyone who enjoys playing with language.

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'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.' mockup

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

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Childhood's End

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"Inside you there are two wolves..." mockup

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

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"I've been feeling a bit empty lately." mockup

"I've been feeling a bit empty lately."

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'It wasn't until the elephant finally up and left the room, that they dared discuss him...'

'It wasn't until the elephant finally up and left the room, that they dared discuss him...' mockup

'It wasn't until the elephant finally up and left the room, that they dared discuss him...'

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"Stay close. This looks like a rough neighborhood for metaphors."

"Stay close. This looks like a rough neighborhood for metaphors." mockup

"Stay close. This looks like a rough neighborhood for metaphors."

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'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET! mockup

'You talk in riddles!' 'I'M A POET!

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"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag." mockup

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

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Apples for sale

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'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.' mockup

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

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"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..." mockup

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

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"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!" mockup

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

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Ghostwriting the Bible

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"#Win!"

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Creative department

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'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.' mockup

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

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"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!" mockup

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

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Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc). mockup

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

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Direct Marketing...

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'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.' mockup

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

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Trade Show Sherpas

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'Okay, okay, be patient!'

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"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?" mockup

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

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Stonehenge Explained

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'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...' mockup

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

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The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

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Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.' mockup

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

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"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!" mockup

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

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Invisible clothes

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Moses as a child.

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Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location! mockup

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

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"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester." mockup

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

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"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!" mockup

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

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'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.' mockup

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

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'Floppo' lottery rebranding

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Metaphor Maven Gifts Collection

Metaphor Maven Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for metaphor mavens, featuring clever wordplay and poetic phrases that brighten any morning.

Metaphor Maven Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows adorned with playful metaphors and witty sayings—ideal for word lovers who want to add humor and style to their decor.

Metaphor Maven Prints

Decorate with prints that showcase clever metaphors and poetic imagery—an inspiring addition to any language enthusiast’s space.

Metaphor Maven T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts celebrating creative metaphors and witty expressions—perfect for those who love to wear their language passion with pride.