Messy Diners Gifts

Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Sushi Train Spotters

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"I'll have the chef."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that much of a surprise.'

"Say when!"

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

"The service here is terrible."

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

"You're the only man I know who can clean a filthy cooker with two slices of bread."

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

"Waiter! I need a doggie bag and a body bag, please."

"My therapist recommended this place. It's eclectic without being schizophrenic."

''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'

'I'm not very hungry - just bring me some chopsticks.'

Monster eating furniture,