Messy Diners Pillows

Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Sushi Train Spotters

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.

"I'll have the chef."

'I told you not to order the stake.'

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

'I'll have the duck ? l'orange, without the duck, of course.'

"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that much of a surprise.'

'Don't bother to leave a tip, I had one of your fish fingers.'

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

"Say when!"

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

I told you not to order the house dressing. Hurg.

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

Lady playing with bread at the dinner table

"Everything on the menu is locally sourced."

Friends began to feel that Gina was only dating Howard as a father figure.

"My therapist recommended this place. It's eclectic without being schizophrenic."

"Waiter! I need a doggie bag and a body bag, please."

"You're the only man I know who can clean a filthy cooker with two slices of bread."

"The service here is terrible."

''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'

'I'm not very hungry - just bring me some chopsticks.'