Overzealous Diners Gifts

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'How would you like your toast?'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Sushi Train Spotters

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"A votre sante!"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"And what would you like to regret later?"

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

"Just a drop."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

A train's dining car is a diner.

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

Mum's Diner - you finish those veggies!

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

'Meat loaf again!'

"I'll have the chef."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"Our cook is working through a lot of stuff."