Overzealous Diners Mugs

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'How would you like your toast?'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"A votre sante!"

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Sushi Train Spotters

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"Just a drop."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

A train's dining car is a diner.

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

'Meat loaf again!'

"Our cook is working through a lot of stuff."

Mum's Diner - you finish those veggies!

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'

"We have sparkling and still, but I'll have to ask if we have black."

"I'll have the chef."

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."