Messenger Of Bad News Gifts

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

Fear of news.

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

I love you.

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"On your left."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

Modern Cupid

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"No...I said aperitif!!"

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

"He apologizes for not contacting us during the previous session. The wi-fi was off in the hereafter."

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

Uh-Oh...

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

Naive to its unconventional approach, Wyatt is victimized by the rare and elusive Mumble Bee.

'There's a guy out here who wants to kill the messenger.'