Messenger Of Bad News T-Shirts

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

Fear of news.

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

I love you.

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"On your left."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

Modern Cupid

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"No...I said aperitif!!"

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

"It used to just be flowers but now I also do subpoenas."

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

"He apologizes for not contacting us during the previous session. The wi-fi was off in the hereafter."

"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"

Uh-Oh...

Boxers disturbing the occupier of the room below

"I wish the king didn't send a raven for every random thought that enters his head."

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

Naive to its unconventional approach, Wyatt is victimized by the rare and elusive Mumble Bee.

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

Man walking in the desert things that he has found salvation only to be informed that he is screwed.