Mess Magnate Gifts

"You call this a mere bagatelle?"

Face painting.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Entropy.

'This is my natural habitat.'

"Sold his air rights."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Untidy bedroom

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

'One day this will all be yours.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"Cool game!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Just Married an Oil Baron