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"You call this a mere bagatelle?"

Face painting.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Entropy.

'Happy now?'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Sold his air rights."

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Untidy bedroom

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

'One day this will all be yours.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"Cool game!"

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."