Mail Magnate Gifts

'Bill, bill, letter bomb, credit card offer, bill...'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Newspaper suicide.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'You've been killing files again.'

'Get me public relations!'

Entropy.

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Sold his air rights."

'Interactive TV news.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

'One day this will all be yours.'

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"

"It's all state of the art, except for him."