Merger Celebration Gifts

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Clip 'n' Send Cards for Lockheed and Martin Marietta

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

Help wanted. Various positions available.

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

Ace headhunters.

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

Cog-In-The-Wheel

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

'Congratulations, Forester. Your ingenious scheme to cut production costs ... In anticipation of this inevitable development, we are reducing your salary.'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

After party at the spill club.

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'