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"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

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"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"I am dressed for the job I want."

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

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'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

Ace headhunters.

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

'Congratulations, Forester. Your ingenious scheme to cut production costs ... In anticipation of this inevitable development, we are reducing your salary.'

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

Cog-In-The-Wheel

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'