Business Success Celebration Gifts

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Teamwork

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Boom

Business is off the chart.

The rope to success.

Win - win

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

Jumping Man

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

"Oh, I can't complain"

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

Team Work

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

After party at the spill club.

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."