New Business Celebration Gifts

"You'll never guess who's my new business partner?"

baby sweetcorn...

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

After party at the spill club.

Team Work

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'He has his father's feet.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Forecasters are two a penny. Supply exceeds demand.