New Business Celebration Prints

"You'll never guess who's my new business partner?"

baby sweetcorn...

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

After party at the spill club.

Team Work

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'He has his father's feet.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Didn't you learn ANYTHING from all your years at school?' 'Em... Skiving'.

'I'm willing to relocate.'

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

Forecasters are two a penny. Supply exceeds demand.

Testing the water temperature in the font.

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'