Menu Ponderers Gifts

Looking for a gift for the menu ponderer in your life? Our collection celebrates those who enjoy creative culinary adventures. Whether they're chefs, foodies, or passionate about exploring new dishes, these playful products are designed to inspire their gastronomic curiosity. Perfect for gifting on birthdays, anniversaries, or just because, our items add a touch of humor and personality to their kitchen or dining space.

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'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?' mockup

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

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'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.' mockup

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

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'How is the water prepared?'

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Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon mockup

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

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"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?" mockup

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

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"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce." mockup

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

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"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk." mockup

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

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Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy? mockup

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

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"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality." mockup

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

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"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

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"Delivery."

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'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!' mockup

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

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A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it. mockup

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

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"The I'm Going Off My Diet special comes with a side order of Guilt."

"The I'm Going Off My Diet special comes with a side order of Guilt." mockup

"The I'm Going Off My Diet special comes with a side order of Guilt."

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'You just give me a big tip, Madam.' mockup

'You just give me a big tip, Madam.'

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"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research." mockup

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

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'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.' mockup

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

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"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up." mockup

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

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"I'm eating for two-for me and the me who is on a diet."

"I'm eating for two-for me and the me who is on a diet." mockup

"I'm eating for two-for me and the me who is on a diet."

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The Dinner Builiding

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"What are your policies regarding the collection and use of children's data?"

"What are your policies regarding the collection and use of children's data?" mockup

"What are your policies regarding the collection and use of children's data?"

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"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?" mockup

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

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Window sign: Tastes just like chicken cafe...open

Window sign: Tastes just like chicken cafe...open mockup

Window sign: Tastes just like chicken cafe...open

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"Would Sir like that with salad, bread or bad humour"

"Would Sir like that with salad, bread or bad humour" mockup

"Would Sir like that with salad, bread or bad humour"

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"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong." mockup

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

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"Which comes first - the chicken salad or the egg salad?"

"Which comes first - the chicken salad or the egg salad?" mockup

"Which comes first - the chicken salad or the egg salad?"

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The thinker in a restaurant

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'Please listen carefully. As our menu has changed for Asian fried rice. press one. For Indian umplings, press two. For Tandoori chicken press three...'

'Please listen carefully. As our menu has changed for Asian fried rice. press one. For Indian umplings, press two. For Tandoori chicken press three...' mockup

'Please listen carefully. As our menu has changed for Asian fried rice. press one. For Indian umplings, press two. For Tandoori chicken press three...'

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