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Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

'The customer is always right...'

"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Can't decide? Why don't I bring you a gift certificate. You could give it to someone who can."

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Waiters have to take a special oath..."

'Organic or Fairtrade?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

'Hard or soft science?'

'Try the fish. It's brain food.'

"Premium or freemium?"

"Lots of choice, isn't there!"

"What will change my life?"

'Soup of the day? . . . What day?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'According to the menu, they use only free-range chickens!'

'Squid? They told me this was CALAMARI!'

'I'll have the spinotti vermicelli.' - 'That's the name of the proprietor.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"I'll have the pork in cider...easy on the pork"

'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

'Since when are carbohydrates 'market' price?'

'Maybe we should have read the reviews first?'

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

"Please listen carefully as our menu may have changed."

"Great. We're dying to get rid of that."

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

"I want a big-a*s salad."

A woman looks at the menu posted in the front window of a restaurant; a nearby sign reads "Free gluten".

"Two eggs, any style? My mind is reeling."

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

"We'll have a bottle of your flattest water."