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"Lots of choice, isn't there!"

'Beefsteak tomatoes and mincemeat pie.'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

National Coffee Day

'Whatever he's eating.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Coffee Menu

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Coffee

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."