Menu Explorer Mugs

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

'The customer is always right...'

"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Organic or Fairtrade?'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Can't decide? Why don't I bring you a gift certificate. You could give it to someone who can."

"Waiters have to take a special oath..."

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"Premium or freemium?"

'Try the fish. It's brain food.'

"Lots of choice, isn't there!"

'Hard or soft science?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

'Since when are carbohydrates 'market' price?'

'Maybe we should have read the reviews first?'

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

'Soup of the day? . . . What day?'

'Squid? They told me this was CALAMARI!'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'According to the menu, they use only free-range chickens!'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

"I'll have the pork in cider...easy on the pork"

'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'

"What will change my life?"

"Please listen carefully as our menu may have changed."

'I'll have the spinotti vermicelli.' - 'That's the name of the proprietor.'

"The yoghurt, does it contain bifidobacteriumi and lactobacillus bulgaricus?"

"It's all on the menu. I don't do specials."

"They offer a great three-course meal - one appetizer and two desserts."

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

"I'm dying for spaghetti & meatballs but the Veal Ossobuco will look much better on Facebook."

"Why don't I start you folks off with our exciting Fall Food catalogue."