Memory Mavens Gifts

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

"No offense taken. I don't remember you either."

Muscles

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

The Cattle show Week.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

Ralph Stanley

"Accepting for..."

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

Body Building Mishap

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

strong man bends an iron bar