Memory Mavens Mugs

'I can't remember. Edith, am I forgetful?'

"No offense taken. I don't remember you either."

Muscles

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

The Cattle show Week.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

"Accepting for..."

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Body Building Mishap

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'It's the people downstairs again.'

strong man bends an iron bar