Meditative Financer Gifts

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Unguided imagery

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Showoff"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Show off."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

Peace. Love. Light

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Enlightened Cursing

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

US Dollar weakens.

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"That's the Ommbudsman."

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'