Money Meditators Gifts

'Did he actually win a 'Genius Grant' for his study 'Can money buy happiness'?'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

Chiller Theatre

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Showoff"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

Working from OM.

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

US Dollar weakens.

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

"Mom?"

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"