Money Meditators Mugs

'Did he actually win a 'Genius Grant' for his study 'Can money buy happiness'?'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Chiller Theatre

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

Yoga.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Showoff"

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

Working from OM.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

US Dollar weakens.

"Mom?"

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"